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Table Football have brought out a Premier League Edition!


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If you were a child when Red Red Wine was realised, UB40 ish now...
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Hadn't seen this for many a year, but still hear it quoted at times. :D


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Taipan wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 11:11 am Hadn't seen this for many a year, but still hear it quoted at times. :D


True story that :)
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Taipan wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 11:11 am Hadn't seen this for many a year, but still hear it quoted at times. :D


We had to watch that rubbish on t'telly. Kids today don't know they're born. :angry-cussingblack:
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My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall.

I said maybe.
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Taipan wrote: Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:45 am Sad News, today I attended a funeral of a good friend who was killed by a tennis ball. It was a lovely service...
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Little boy gets home from school and says, "Dad, I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years."

His Dad replies, "Never mind, son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part!!!"
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A good few of these floating around at the moment! :D


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Taipan wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 4:54 pm A good few of these floating around at the moment! :D


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Peregrine falcons have a lifespan of about 17 years.
Therefore every Peregrine Falcon alive today was hatched since the turn of the century.
Therefore every Peregrine Falcon you might see is a Millennium Falcon !
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:lol:

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I'm nerdy enough to have laughed at that.
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gremlin wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 1:03 pm I'm nerdy enough to have laughed at that.
I'm pretty sure you don't have to be nerdy to guess what the planes are called. :D
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And pedantic enough to comment that there's only a singular Thunderbolt.
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