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Too soon?

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Taipan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 1:32 pm Too soon?

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Not at all :clap:
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Following 41 gun salutes around the country as tributes to HRH The Duke of Edinburgh, the French have surrendered.
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Probably better here than the dedicated DoE thread.
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Horse wrote: ↑Mon Apr 12, 2021 10:04 am Probably better here than the dedicated DoE thread.

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Was that ever in doubt?

I'll chuck this in too, before we get all 'youth of today':

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Table Football have brought out a Premier League Edition!


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:lol:


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If you were a child when Red Red Wine was realised, UB40 ish now...
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Hadn't seen this for many a year, but still hear it quoted at times. :D


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Taipan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 11:11 am Hadn't seen this for many a year, but still hear it quoted at times. :D


True story that :)
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Taipan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 11:11 am Hadn't seen this for many a year, but still hear it quoted at times. :D


We had to watch that rubbish on t'telly. Kids today don't know they're born. :angry-cussingblack:
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My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall.

I said maybe.
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