Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
Told that one to a couple I know today, guy just stared at me in confusion, his wife was in hysterics.
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Re: Jokes Thread
Little boy gets home from school and says, "Dad, I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years."
His Dad replies, "Never mind, son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part!!!"
His Dad replies, "Never mind, son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part!!!"
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Re: Jokes Thread
Peregrine falcons have a lifespan of about 17 years.
Therefore every Peregrine Falcon alive today was hatched since the turn of the century.
Therefore every Peregrine Falcon you might see is a Millennium Falcon !
Therefore every Peregrine Falcon alive today was hatched since the turn of the century.
Therefore every Peregrine Falcon you might see is a Millennium Falcon !
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