She might have a point
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Megan saying someone in the royal household was a RACISSSSST.
She might have a point
She might have a point
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Even bland can be a type of character 
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Making white Fiat Unos obsoletet
A text message was recently intercepted from The Queen to Hillary Clinton: "Meghan has information that could put you in jail…"
A text message was recently intercepted from The Queen to Hillary Clinton: "Meghan has information that could put you in jail…"
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The owner of a local painting company was found dead from hypothermia at the top of a mountain. The Mountain Rescue Team said his death was easily preventable if he'd just had another couple of coats...
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That's not as bad as the ice-cream man that was found dead in his van, covered in sprinkles and strawberry juice.
The police reckon he topped himself.
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Or the bloke that was killed whilst swimming and a fishing trawler dragged him in accidently mistaking him for a large fish.
His family said he was gutted.
His family said he was gutted.
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"If you win the lottery' the first thing I want is a boob job and a face lift"
said my 49 yr old girlfriend as I was checking my numbers.
"Actually the first thing I would buy is a recon engine and a respray for my Nissan" I replied
"Why bother tarting that old thing up she said you might as well get yourself a new one!"
My point exactly.
said my 49 yr old girlfriend as I was checking my numbers.
"Actually the first thing I would buy is a recon engine and a respray for my Nissan" I replied
"Why bother tarting that old thing up she said you might as well get yourself a new one!"
My point exactly.
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Police are trying to identify a dismembered body found on the beach, they think is the result of a shark attack.
Very little information to go on, but they do know the victim had dandruff
They found her Head and Shoulders at the scene
Very little information to go on, but they do know the victim had dandruff
They found her Head and Shoulders at the scene
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Sad News, today I attended a funeral of a good friend who was killed by a tennis ball. It was a lovely service...