Crimes against Gastronomy

[Lutin]

I thought about putting this in the utterly random picture thread, but decided that it really needed its own thread due to its utter awfulness.

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Thai Green Curry Pizza -

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Should you wish to partake of this very dubious culinary delight then you'll need to get to the Central Hotel on the Diamond in Donegal Town.

[Mr Moofo]

doner kebab pizza is the biggest seller in Sweden ...

And you should see what the Japanese can do to pasta!

[Cousin Jack]

Weird menus in Ireland are not that unusual. I was offered boiled spuds as a veg to go with a pasta dish.

[moth]

Weird menus in Ireland are not that unusual. I was offered boiled spuds as a veg to go with a pasta dish.

My granny served boiled spuds with everything, including colcannon...

[DefTrap]

I've had curry pizza before
Apparently Im the only one that ever orders it.

[slowsider]

Weird menus in Ireland are not that unusual. I was offered boiled spuds as a veg to go with a pasta dish.

You think that's weird??

[Yorick]

Last week I had deep fried cheese and blueberry jam as a starter. Wow !

[Taipan]

Our local wood fired pizza place does nutella pizza! Apparently very popular with little kids. What kind of parent would feed that to their kids!

[DefTrap]

Our local wood fired pizza place does nutella pizza! Apparently very popular with little kids. What kind of parent would feed that to their kids!

Pizza place over the road does chocolate pizza as a pudding.
Proper chocolate mind.

[Taipan]

Our local wood fired pizza place does nutella pizza! Apparently very popular with little kids. What kind of parent would feed that to their kids!

Pizza place over the road does chocolate pizza as a pudding.
Proper chocolate mind.

The guy who does the Pizzas said he started doing them after constantly being asked for them? I suppose its not that dissimilar to pancakes and crepes really. Or those funny Yorkshire folk that put jam and custard on Yorkshire pudding. Despite their name Yorkshire puddings (and pizzas) are something I can only think of as savoury in taste?

[Yorick]

Our local wood fired pizza place does nutella pizza! Apparently very popular with little kids. What kind of parent would feed that to their kids!

Pizza place over the road does chocolate pizza as a pudding.
Proper chocolate mind.

The guy who does the Pizzas said he started doing them after constantly being asked for them? I suppose its not that dissimilar to pancakes and crepes really. Or those funny Yorkshire folk that put jam and custard on Yorkshire pudding. Despite their name Yorkshire puddings (and pizzas) are something I can only think of as savoury in taste?

It's called Yorickshire Pudding.

There's a clue there

[Taipan]

Pizza place over the road does chocolate pizza as a pudding.
Proper chocolate mind.

The guy who does the Pizzas said he started doing them after constantly being asked for them? I suppose its not that dissimilar to pancakes and crepes really. Or those funny Yorkshire folk that put jam and custard on Yorkshire pudding. Despite their name Yorkshire puddings (and pizzas) are something I can only think of as savoury in taste?

It's called Yorickshire Pudding.

There's a clue there

[Yorick]

The guy who does the Pizzas said he started doing them after constantly being asked for them? I suppose its not that dissimilar to pancakes and crepes really. Or those funny Yorkshire folk that put jam and custard on Yorkshire pudding. Despite their name Yorkshire puddings (and pizzas) are something I can only think of as savoury in taste?

It's called Yorickshire Pudding.

There's a clue there

I can't understand what you Cockney geezers are wittering about.

[Taipan]

It's called Yorickshire Pudding.

There's a clue there

I can't understand what you Cockney geezers are wittering about.

Fam innit!

[Yorick]

I can't understand what you Cockney geezers are wittering about.

Fam innit!

Whatevs.

[Mr. Dazzle]

Pizza place over the road does chocolate pizza as a pudding.
Proper chocolate mind.

I do sweet pizzas quite a bit in my wood fired oven. We often have a big sesh with loads of Pizzas (or at least, we did when we could have people 'round) so sweet ones became desert.

Nutella is the obvious one everyone's seen.

I often do creme patissiere in place of tomato sauce and then sliced fruits with spices etc. Apple and Cinnamon is a classic of course, Plum with cinnamon and "Christmas spices" is another, or Apricots and Thyme with a drizzle of honey. Or cook just the crem pat and add raspberries or strawberries afterwards.

[JackyJoll]

It's called Yorickshire Pudding.

There's a clue there

Oh yeah?

What’s this then- blood sausage?

[The Spin Doctor]

Weird menus in Ireland are not that unusual. I was offered boiled spuds as a veg to go with a pasta dish.

I had an Irish friend who specifically ordered spuds to go with his spaghetti.

[Bigjawa]

It's called Yorickshire Pudding.

There's a clue there

Oh yeah?

What’s this then- blood sausage?

WhatsApp dude had an unfortunate accident with a strimmer?

[weeksy]

Our local wood fired pizza place does nutella pizza! Apparently very popular with little kids. What kind of parent would feed that to their kids!

Eeeerm, me. More than once. With icing sugar. Mmmmm