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Went swimming today. Needed a piss badly so went to the deep end. Lifeguard noticed and blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in!
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I just said "No comment" all the way through the police interview.
I didn't get the job.
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***Breaking news!***

A 9 year old girl has disappeared after using moisturising cream that makes you look 10 years younger.
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One for @gremlin
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Saga Lout wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2024 10:48 am
Horse wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2024 9:57 am My mate drinks brake fluid. Lots of brake fluid, every day.

I think he's addicted.

He says he can stop anytime he wants.
Is anybody going to get upset if I say he's probably retarded?
That’s discrespectful.
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JackyJoll wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 8:14 am
Saga Lout wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2024 10:48 am
Horse wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2024 9:57 am My mate drinks brake fluid. Lots of brake fluid, every day.

I think he's addicted.

He says he can stop anytime he wants.
Is anybody going to get upset if I say he's probably retarded?
That’s discrespectful.
Two weeks, You is well slow innit. :lol:
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Saga Lout wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 9:10 am
JackyJoll wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 8:14 am
Saga Lout wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2024 10:48 am

Is anybody going to get upset if I say he's probably retarded?
That’s discrespectful.
Two weeks, You is well slow innit. :lol:
Yes I should have been here on the dot 3.
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Rearrange these 3 to make words.

1. PNEIS 2. BUTTSXE 3. TSSOER
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Hopefully you got Spine, Subtext and Stores...
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They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles.
Who the hell runs 8 miles in 15 seconds! :crazy:
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From a covid warning poster during early 2020
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Never mind bumming the chicken that shit swinging the clever has cut four of the woman's fingers off :shock:
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Felix wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2024 11:01 am Never mind bumming the chicken that shit swinging the clever has cut four of the woman's fingers off :shock:
Erm...three. Unless you think she's from Norfolk.
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Or she's left-handed and holding a small pistol?
Even bland can be a type of character :wave:
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