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:lol:
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Even bland can be a type of character :wave:
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Chris Rea is no longer driving home for Christmas and instead has revealed his full name..

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Elephants riding motorbikes. Whatever next :roll:
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Does anyone know how long it takes to service hearing aids?

Sent them off to be done and haven't heard anything since..
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The Martian wrote: Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:36 pm Does anyone know how long it takes to service hearing aids?

Sent them off to be done and haven't heard anything since..
Crackers shouldn't be pulled before Xmas day :(
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The Martian wrote: Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:36 pm Does anyone know how long it takes to service hearing aids?

Sent them off to be done and haven't heard anything since..
The postman knocked every day for a week but there was no answer.

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***WARNING Incoming Dad Joke***
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One for the Pony..

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A blue whale's anus can stretch up to three and a half feet, which makes it the world's second largest arsehole after Matt Hancock.