Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
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Even bland can be a type of character 
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Re: Jokes Thread
Chris Rea is no longer driving home for Christmas and instead has revealed his full name..
Christmas Rearrangements
Christmas Rearrangements
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Re: Jokes Thread
Elephants riding motorbikes. Whatever next 
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Does anyone know how long it takes to service hearing aids?
Sent them off to be done and haven't heard anything since..
Sent them off to be done and haven't heard anything since..
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Re: Jokes Thread
Crackers shouldn't be pulled before Xmas dayThe Martian wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:36 pm Does anyone know how long it takes to service hearing aids?
Sent them off to be done and haven't heard anything since..
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The postman knocked every day for a week but there was no answer.The Martian wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:36 pm Does anyone know how long it takes to service hearing aids?
Sent them off to be done and haven't heard anything since..
Returned to sender.
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Re: Jokes Thread
***WARNING Incoming Dad Joke***
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Re: Jokes Thread
Made the mistake of referring to a dwarf as an elf earlier, he got really angry and asked what a dwarf and an elf actually have in common.
Apologetically I replied "very little"
Apologetically I replied "very little"
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