The In-Laws came for dinner last night. M-i-L said why does the dog keep staring at me?
I replied, it because you've got his plate...
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Saw my mate Steve yesterday. He lost an arm in an accident and I asked where he was off too?
"Going to change a lightbulb" he said
I laughed at him and said "Good luck with that lol"
"I'll be fine" he replied "I've got the receipt you cheeky twat"!
"Going to change a lightbulb" he said
I laughed at him and said "Good luck with that lol"
"I'll be fine" he replied "I've got the receipt you cheeky twat"!
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I asked my parents what they did to fight boredom before they had televisions and they said they didn't know. I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.
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Yes, its very Harry Enfield and the other lady looks like she has Tim-nice-but-dim's teeth in!
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[x] Should be in politics area
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Halloween joke!
Why don't WItches use dating apps?
Because their ancestors had bad experiences with matches on Tinder!
Why don't WItches use dating apps?
Because their ancestors had bad experiences with matches on Tinder!
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Not saying my wife is ugly but she went next door to tell the neighbours to turn their music off.....
And come back with two packets of haribo.
And come back with two packets of haribo.
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Just been to a meeting and a guy introduced himself to me as Jathan. FFS not Jason or Nathan, no his parents bastardised it to Jathan! So I said, Jathan! Interesting name you have there!
He said Are you being therious!
He said Are you being therious!
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Doctor. Big breaths.Taipan wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2024 12:46 pm Just been to a meeting and a guy introduced himself to me as Jathan. FFS not Jason or Nathan, no his parents bastardised it to Jathan! So I said, Jathan! Interesting name you have there!
He said Are you being therious!
Girl . Yeth and I'm only thixteen.