Halloween joke!
Why don't WItches use dating apps?
Because their ancestors had bad experiences with matches on Tinder!
Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
Not saying my wife is ugly but she went next door to tell the neighbours to turn their music off.....
And come back with two packets of haribo.
And come back with two packets of haribo.
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Just been to a meeting and a guy introduced himself to me as Jathan. FFS not Jason or Nathan, no his parents bastardised it to Jathan! So I said, Jathan! Interesting name you have there!
He said Are you being therious!
He said Are you being therious!
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Glorious joke that will and has stood the test of time, I will still smirk when I read it again.
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Re: Jokes Thread
I said to the wife "I've been so busy, I don't know if I'm coming or going"
She said "By the look on your face, you're going... because when you're coming you look like a stroke victim trying to whistle"
She said "By the look on your face, you're going... because when you're coming you look like a stroke victim trying to whistle"