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Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
I was kissing the wife on the sofa when she said Lets take this upstairs. OK then, you take one end.
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Devil: This is the lava in which you'll spend the rest of eternity.
Man: Actually as we're underground it's magma.
Devil: Ah, that's why you're here.
Man: Actually as we're underground it's magma.
Devil: Ah, that's why you're here.
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I just paid a joiner to build me a double bed and he's done a bunk.
It's just one thing on top of another
It's just one thing on top of another
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I want one - just to carry for the name! Although, TBF, a flexible boner isn't much use
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Sometimes you just have to work with what you've got.
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Re: Jokes Thread
Went to see a psychic. I knocked on her door and she shouted, 'Who is it?'.
So I left.
So I left.
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Spell check is the only thing standing between me and a career in stand up.
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Apparently Kelvin McKenzie once sacked the paper's astrologist with a letter that began "As you'll already know...."
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