Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
Sorry.
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Re: Jokes Thread
Not putting this on the other thread, but it made me laugh 
Life is for living. Buy the shoes. Eat the cake. Ride the bikes. Just, ride the bikes!! 
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A random stranger threw a large bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me today.
Luckily my injuries are only super fish oil.
Luckily my injuries are only super fish oil.
Remember Anne Diamond!
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Even bland can be a type of character 
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I was kissing the wife on the sofa when she said Lets take this upstairs. OK then, you take one end.
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Devil: This is the lava in which you'll spend the rest of eternity.
Man: Actually as we're underground it's magma.
Devil: Ah, that's why you're here.
Man: Actually as we're underground it's magma.
Devil: Ah, that's why you're here.
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I just paid a joiner to build me a double bed and he's done a bunk.
It's just one thing on top of another
It's just one thing on top of another
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Even bland can be a type of character