Saw one the other day with buy it now price of 10K. Had to double check it wasn't dollars, but still, wtf?KungFooBob wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 8:18 pm He's got to be having a Turkish!
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-CR-500 ... rsefmZR4yM
£6k!!!! (starting bid)
Ebay 'WTF' bikes
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This is on Friendface Marketplace.
It's a race bike, so it supposed to be a bit of a shitter, but WTF is going on with that seat unit. It's like someone made a mould of the standard seat unit with the pillion pad!


It's a race bike, so it supposed to be a bit of a shitter, but WTF is going on with that seat unit. It's like someone made a mould of the standard seat unit with the pillion pad!


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Re: Ebay 'WTF' bikes
It's the rare Beyonce edition.KungFooBob wrote: Sat Apr 30, 2022 8:51 pm This is on Friendface Marketplace.
It's a race bike, so it supposed to be a bit of a shitter, but WTF is going on with that seat unit. It's like someone made a mould of the standard seat unit with the pillion pad!
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Re: Ebay 'WTF' bikes
Not that daft - probably intended for a silhouette class.KungFooBob wrote: Sat Apr 30, 2022 8:51 pm It's a race bike, so it supposed to be a bit of a shitter, but WTF is going on with that seat unit
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These bikes are so slim it's almost impossible to find a race seat unit that doesn't look mental against the skinny tank.KungFooBob wrote: Sat Apr 30, 2022 8:51 pm This is on Friendface Marketplace.
It's a race bike, so it supposed to be a bit of a shitter, but WTF is going on with that seat unit. It's like someone made a mould of the standard seat unit with the pillion pad!
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But yeah that's a particularly dreadful example
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I rode MooCow from VD's Factory R. It was a bloody missile.KungFooBob wrote: Mon Apr 04, 2022 7:04 pm Not the bike, but the write up. WTF!
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/265629337094 ... SwjFliSuxj
I want to think he's being funny, but I suspect he actually believes his RSV drops knickers.
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If it's a race bike why does it have indicatorsKungFooBob wrote: Sat Apr 30, 2022 8:51 pm This is on Friendface Marketplace.
It's a race bike, so it supposed to be a bit of a shitter, but WTF is going on with that seat unit. It's like someone made a mould of the standard seat unit with the pillion pad!
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As it's got rear indicators why doesn't it have front ?
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Because you’re in front of everybody, when you’re astride that bolide.Jody wrote: Mon May 02, 2022 7:35 amKungFooBob wrote: Sat Apr 30, 2022 8:51 pm This is on Friendface Marketplace.
It's a race bike, so it supposed to be a bit of a shitter, but WTF is going on with that seat unit. It's like someone made a mould of the standard seat unit with the pillion pad!
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As it's got rear indicators why doesn't it have front ?
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NoviceJackyJoll wrote: Mon May 02, 2022 9:35 amBecause you’re in front of everybody, when you’re astride that bolide.Jody wrote: Mon May 02, 2022 7:35 amKungFooBob wrote: Sat Apr 30, 2022 8:51 pm This is on Friendface Marketplace.
It's a race bike, so it supposed to be a bit of a shitter, but WTF is going on with that seat unit. It's like someone made a mould of the standard seat unit with the pillion pad!
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As it's got rear indicators why doesn't it have front ?
They're hazard lights for when being lapped.
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One for the Essex tartMrLongbeard wrote: Mon May 23, 2022 7:37 pm Ewwwwww, NHS flesh tone
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FFS some people should have their right to own spanners removed
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/155008440248 ... SwC-hijQWk

Rattle cans too
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144563719465 ... Sw68ZiiAaE

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/155008440248 ... SwC-hijQWk

Rattle cans too
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144563719465 ... Sw68ZiiAaE

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Quad bike engine in a mobility scooter - what could possibly go wrong?

Quad bike engine in a mobility scooter - what could possibly go wrong?

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If you're going to do a project like that then there are some very stable mobility scooters available that could handle a decent speed without making the rider need one for the rest of his life.
No, this idiot chose one that will fall over at the first pothole it hits.
No, this idiot chose one that will fall over at the first pothole it hits.
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Listen mate- some of us can drive!Mussels wrote: Tue May 31, 2022 5:24 pm If you're going to do a project like that then there are some very stable mobility scooters available that could handle a decent speed without making the rider need one for the rest of his life.
No, this idiot chose one that will fall over at the first pothole it hits.
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Re: Ebay 'WTF' bikes
£8000 for a 2013 zx6 with dented tank, frame, no brake
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/195064822715 ... SwpvhihWKh
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/195064822715 ... SwpvhihWKh
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Tank has been modified???weeksy wrote: Tue May 31, 2022 10:07 pm £8000 for a 2013 zx6 with dented tank, frame, no brake
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/195064822715 ... SwpvhihWKh
Hard to see where?



