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KungFooBob wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 8:18 pm He's got to be having a Turkish!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-CR-500 ... rsefmZR4yM

£6k!!!! (starting bid)
Saw one the other day with buy it now price of 10K. Had to double check it wasn't dollars, but still, wtf? :wtf:
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This is on Friendface Marketplace.

It's a race bike, so it supposed to be a bit of a shitter, but WTF is going on with that seat unit. It's like someone made a mould of the standard seat unit with the pillion pad!

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KungFooBob wrote: Sat Apr 30, 2022 8:51 pm This is on Friendface Marketplace.

It's a race bike, so it supposed to be a bit of a shitter, but WTF is going on with that seat unit. It's like someone made a mould of the standard seat unit with the pillion pad!

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KungFooBob wrote: Sat Apr 30, 2022 8:51 pm It's a race bike, so it supposed to be a bit of a shitter, but WTF is going on with that seat unit
Not that daft - probably intended for a silhouette class.
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KungFooBob wrote: Sat Apr 30, 2022 8:51 pm This is on Friendface Marketplace.

It's a race bike, so it supposed to be a bit of a shitter, but WTF is going on with that seat unit. It's like someone made a mould of the standard seat unit with the pillion pad!

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These bikes are so slim it's almost impossible to find a race seat unit that doesn't look mental against the skinny tank.
But yeah that's a particularly dreadful example
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KungFooBob wrote: Mon Apr 04, 2022 7:04 pm Not the bike, but the write up. WTF!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/265629337094 ... SwjFliSuxj

I want to think he's being funny, but I suspect he actually believes his RSV drops knickers.
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KungFooBob wrote: Sat Apr 30, 2022 8:51 pm This is on Friendface Marketplace.

It's a race bike, so it supposed to be a bit of a shitter, but WTF is going on with that seat unit. It's like someone made a mould of the standard seat unit with the pillion pad!

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If it's a race bike why does it have indicators
As it's got rear indicators why doesn't it have front ?
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Jody wrote: Mon May 02, 2022 7:35 am
KungFooBob wrote: Sat Apr 30, 2022 8:51 pm This is on Friendface Marketplace.

It's a race bike, so it supposed to be a bit of a shitter, but WTF is going on with that seat unit. It's like someone made a mould of the standard seat unit with the pillion pad!

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As it's got rear indicators why doesn't it have front ?
Because you’re in front of everybody, when you’re astride that bolide.
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JackyJoll wrote: Mon May 02, 2022 9:35 am
Jody wrote: Mon May 02, 2022 7:35 am
KungFooBob wrote: Sat Apr 30, 2022 8:51 pm This is on Friendface Marketplace.

It's a race bike, so it supposed to be a bit of a shitter, but WTF is going on with that seat unit. It's like someone made a mould of the standard seat unit with the pillion pad!

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As it's got rear indicators why doesn't it have front ?
Because you’re in front of everybody, when you’re astride that bolide.
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MrLongbeard wrote: Mon May 23, 2022 7:37 pm Ewwwwww, NHS flesh tone

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/284806932453 ... Sw12RieS4D
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FFS some people should have their right to own spanners removed

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/155008440248 ... SwC-hijQWk
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Rattle cans too

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144563719465 ... Sw68ZiiAaE
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The 1200 Blandit doesn't look terrible. I've seen a lot worse!
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I think I’ve found an eBay WTF bike.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/255555619716 ... media=COPY
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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/314014486868 ... SwR5diklY7
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If you're going to do a project like that then there are some very stable mobility scooters available that could handle a decent speed without making the rider need one for the rest of his life.
No, this idiot chose one that will fall over at the first pothole it hits.
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Mussels wrote: Tue May 31, 2022 5:24 pm If you're going to do a project like that then there are some very stable mobility scooters available that could handle a decent speed without making the rider need one for the rest of his life.
No, this idiot chose one that will fall over at the first pothole it hits.
Listen mate- some of us can drive!
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£8000 for a 2013 zx6 with dented tank, frame, no brake
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/195064822715 ... SwpvhihWKh
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weeksy wrote: Tue May 31, 2022 10:07 pm £8000 for a 2013 zx6 with dented tank, frame, no brake
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/195064822715 ... SwpvhihWKh
Tank has been modified???

Hard to see where?
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