Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
The owner of a local painting company was found dead from hypothermia at the top of a mountain. The Mountain Rescue Team said his death was easily preventable if he'd just had another couple of coats...
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"If you win the lottery' the first thing I want is a boob job and a face lift"
said my 49 yr old girlfriend as I was checking my numbers.
"Actually the first thing I would buy is a recon engine and a respray for my Nissan" I replied
"Why bother tarting that old thing up she said you might as well get yourself a new one!"
My point exactly.
said my 49 yr old girlfriend as I was checking my numbers.
"Actually the first thing I would buy is a recon engine and a respray for my Nissan" I replied
"Why bother tarting that old thing up she said you might as well get yourself a new one!"
My point exactly.
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Re: Jokes Thread
Police are trying to identify a dismembered body found on the beach, they think is the result of a shark attack.
Very little information to go on, but they do know the victim had dandruff
They found her Head and Shoulders at the scene
Very little information to go on, but they do know the victim had dandruff
They found her Head and Shoulders at the scene
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Sad News, today I attended a funeral of a good friend who was killed by a tennis ball. It was a lovely service...
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Re: Jokes Thread
Following 41 gun salutes around the country as tributes to HRH The Duke of Edinburgh, the French have surrendered.
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Re: Jokes Thread
Probably better here than the dedicated DoE thread.
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The definition of 'countryside' is revalidated.Horse wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 10:04 am Probably better here than the dedicated DoE thread.
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Re: Jokes Thread
Was that ever in doubt?
I'll chuck this in too, before we get all 'youth of today':
I'll chuck this in too, before we get all 'youth of today':
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