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The owner of a local painting company was found dead from hypothermia at the top of a mountain. The Mountain Rescue Team said his death was easily preventable if he'd just had another couple of coats...
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"If you win the lottery' the first thing I want is a boob job and a face lift"
said my 49 yr old girlfriend as I was checking my numbers.
"Actually the first thing I would buy is a recon engine and a respray for my Nissan" I replied
"Why bother tarting that old thing up she said you might as well get yourself a new one!"


My point exactly.
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Police are trying to identify a dismembered body found on the beach, they think is the result of a shark attack.

Very little information to go on, but they do know the victim had dandruff


They found her Head and Shoulders at the scene
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A speeding steam train struck and killed a man.

He was chuffed to bits.
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Sad News, today I attended a funeral of a good friend who was killed by a tennis ball. It was a lovely service...
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Too soon?

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Taipan wrote: Fri Apr 09, 2021 1:32 pm Too soon?

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Not at all :clap:
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Following 41 gun salutes around the country as tributes to HRH The Duke of Edinburgh, the French have surrendered.
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Probably better here than the dedicated DoE thread.
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Even bland can be a type of character :wave:
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Horse wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 10:04 am Probably better here than the dedicated DoE thread.

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Was that ever in doubt?

I'll chuck this in too, before we get all 'youth of today':

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