Iirc Mark Webber's car broke down and he was given a lift back to the pits on a Ferrari (Alonso's? ). He got a penalty for it I think and the joke is that Ferrari also sent him a bill.
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Impossible. I broke I to your house and stole all your laxatives. I shit, you not.Potter wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 4:47 pm My wife spiked my dinner with laxatives as a joke.
I completely lost my shit.
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That reminds me...
What's the difference between Batman and a Scouser?
Batman can go out without Robin.
What's the difference between Batman and a Scouser?
Batman can go out without Robin.
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I started to tell Mrs.Skub this one,but before I got to finish she joined in with anecdotal evidence about folk retraining to pay the bills. I patiently waited her out,then delivered the punchline.
I'm a twat now,apparently.
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Don't you people know that you're not supposed to laugh at Bernard Manning? Apparently, he's not funny. Or something.
Anyway, this is funny. Well, it made me laugh.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-55818287
Anyway, this is funny. Well, it made me laugh.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-55818287
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Not wearing my glasses, I just took either a laxative or a Viagra.. now I don't know if I'm coming or going.derek badger wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 9:46 pmImpossible. I broke I to your house and stole all your laxatives. I shit, you not.Potter wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 4:47 pm My wife spiked my dinner with laxatives as a joke.
I completely lost my shit.
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You should have told these jokes to that constipated mathematician. He had to work it out with a pencil.
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We are so lucky to still have jobs currently. I had a bloke decorating my house for the last three days. I got chatting to him and he is a Ryanair pilot on Furlough. He is decorating now to try and pay his mortgage, sad times but in fairness he did a great job on the landing.
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"Even the lies?"
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"My dear Doctor, they're all true."
"Even the lies?"
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He was working for Taipan on SaturdayMingtheMerciless wrote: Thu Jan 28, 2021 7:31 pm We are so lucky to still have jobs currently. I had a bloke decorating my house for the last three days. I got chatting to him and he is a Ryanair pilot on Furlough. He is decorating now to try and pay his mortgage, sad times but in fairness he did a great job on the landing.
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D'oh, always late to the party!
"Of all the stories you told me, which ones were true and which ones weren't?"
"My dear Doctor, they're all true."
"Even the lies?"
"Especially the lies."
"My dear Doctor, they're all true."
"Even the lies?"
"Especially the lies."