Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
Iirc Mark Webber's car broke down and he was given a lift back to the pits on a Ferrari (Alonso's? ). He got a penalty for it I think and the joke is that Ferrari also sent him a bill.
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Re: Jokes Thread
That reminds me...
What's the difference between Batman and a Scouser?
Batman can go out without Robin.
What's the difference between Batman and a Scouser?
Batman can go out without Robin.
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Re: Jokes Thread
I started to tell Mrs.Skub this one,but before I got to finish she joined in with anecdotal evidence about folk retraining to pay the bills. I patiently waited her out,then delivered the punchline.
I'm a twat now,apparently.
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https://soundcloud.com/skub1955
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Re: Jokes Thread
Don't you people know that you're not supposed to laugh at Bernard Manning? Apparently, he's not funny. Or something.
Anyway, this is funny. Well, it made me laugh.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-55818287
Anyway, this is funny. Well, it made me laugh.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-55818287
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Re: Jokes Thread
Not wearing my glasses, I just took either a laxative or a Viagra.. now I don't know if I'm coming or going.derek badger wrote: ↑Wed Jan 20, 2021 9:46 pmImpossible. I broke I to your house and stole all your laxatives. I shit, you not.