Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
I think we should train animals to use modern weapons, then judge just how naturally peaceful they are.
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Re: Jokes Thread
As the weather is getting colder, make sure to ask your Evri delivery driver if he'd like a hot drink. When he says yes, drop kick it over a fence into your neighbour's garden & tell him you've left it in a designated safe space...
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Re: Jokes Thread
Perhaps a vegetarian Thanksgiving might be in order!
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Re: Jokes Thread
Here's one I wrote......
Ive been on a few dates with a nun recently,
The only issue is, she wants live a life of celibacy, but I want to get her out of the Habit
Ive been on a few dates with a nun recently,
The only issue is, she wants live a life of celibacy, but I want to get her out of the Habit
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Re: Jokes Thread
New Master Chef presenter announced...
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Re: Jokes Thread
It's not really a joke, just a clever poem. I like it.
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Re: Jokes Thread
Last night whilst watching television I said to the wife "you know what, you're the absolute double of Jennifer Anniston".
She gave me a cheeky grin and said "really?" I said "yes sweetheart she's 9 stone and you're 18"
I truly appreciated everything the paramedics did last night. I'm in Ward 15, and I'd like some visitors...
She gave me a cheeky grin and said "really?" I said "yes sweetheart she's 9 stone and you're 18"
I truly appreciated everything the paramedics did last night. I'm in Ward 15, and I'd like some visitors...
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