There are very few jokes about sugar.
Brown sugar?
Well, Demerara
Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
Customer walks into a sex shop. Says to the manager: "I want a dildo".
Manager says: "Of course, choose one from the wall display."
Customer says "I'll have the red one, please."
Manager asks "Errrr ... Do you need to put out a fire too?"
Manager says: "Of course, choose one from the wall display."
Customer says "I'll have the red one, please."
Manager asks "Errrr ... Do you need to put out a fire too?"
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Re: Jokes Thread
Yeahbutt,he also let on Mrs Noah,Shem,Ham and Japheth,plus Mrs Shem,Mrs Ham and Mrs.Japheth.
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Re: Jokes Thread
Only 'cos the giraffes, orangutans and lions were rubbish at being crew.
Doubt is not a pleasant condition.
But certainty is an absurd one.
Voltaire
But certainty is an absurd one.
Voltaire
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Re: Jokes Thread
I think we should train animals to use modern weapons, then judge just how naturally peaceful they are.
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Re: Jokes Thread
As the weather is getting colder, make sure to ask your Evri delivery driver if he'd like a hot drink. When he says yes, drop kick it over a fence into your neighbour's garden & tell him you've left it in a designated safe space...
