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KungFooBob wrote: ↑Fri Oct 25, 2024 6:20 pm
The Martian wrote: ↑Fri Oct 25, 2024 6:17 pm Image
There's probably like three people here who will get that.
I can't see it :( :(
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Yorick wrote: ↑Fri Oct 25, 2024 6:23 pm
KungFooBob wrote: ↑Fri Oct 25, 2024 6:20 pm
The Martian wrote: ↑Fri Oct 25, 2024 6:17 pm Image
There's probably like three people here who will get that.
I wasn't one of them :(
People remember the 'Bring out the gimp' bit better.
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The Martian wrote: ↑Fri Oct 25, 2024 6:17 pm Image
Funnily enough I found my grandfather's watch recently & gave it to my uncle Wednesday just gone. I didn't do the speech from Pulp Fiction though...
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KungFooBob wrote: ↑Fri Oct 25, 2024 6:28 pm
Yorick wrote: ↑Fri Oct 25, 2024 6:23 pm
KungFooBob wrote: ↑Fri Oct 25, 2024 6:20 pm

There's probably like three people here who will get that.
I wasn't one of them :(
People remember the 'Bring out the gimp' bit better.
Still nada :obscene-birdiedoublered:
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I'm not sure what they were laced with, but I was tripping all day.
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Yorick wrote: ↑Fri Oct 25, 2024 6:23 pm I wasn't one of them :(
Not a Pulp Fiction fan?
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Skub wrote: ↑Sat Oct 26, 2024 11:37 am
Yorick wrote: ↑Fri Oct 25, 2024 6:23 pm I wasn't one of them :(
Not a Pulp Fiction fan?
Yup love it. Didn't relate the 2 and never bothered to understand what memes are.
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Don't you remember Butch's watch? I'm sure you can find it on YouTube. Here you go
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The In-Laws came for dinner last night. M-i-L said why does the dog keep staring at me?
I replied, it because you've got his plate...
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Saw my mate Steve yesterday. He lost an arm in an accident and I asked where he was off too?
"Going to change a lightbulb" he said
I laughed at him and said "Good luck with that lol"
"I'll be fine" he replied "I've got the receipt you cheeky twat"!
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I asked my parents what they did to fight boredom before they had televisions and they said they didn't know. I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.
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Taipan wrote: ↑Wed Oct 30, 2024 11:00 am
You know, you can't quite tell if things like that are a joke, but that's Olivia Coleman on the left I think, so it must be.
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McNab wrote: ↑Wed Oct 30, 2024 12:10 pm
Taipan wrote: ↑Wed Oct 30, 2024 11:00 am
You know, you can't quite tell if things like that are a joke, but that's Olivia Coleman on the left I think, so it must be.
Yes, its very Harry Enfield and the other lady looks like she has Tim-nice-but-dim's teeth in! :D
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It's from BBC Look Around You :thumbup:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/lookaround ... ery1.shtml
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[x] Should be in politics area

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