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Yorick wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2024 12:52 pm Doctor. Big breaths.

Girl . Yeth and I'm only thixteen.


Glorious joke that will and has stood the test of time, I will still smirk when I read it again. :thumbup:
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Newey wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2024 5:25 pm
Yorick wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2024 12:52 pm Doctor. Big breaths.

Girl . Yeth and I'm only thixteen.

Glorious joke that will and has stood the test of time, I will still smirk when I read it again. :thumbup:
Must be at least 40 years old.
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Doctor: big breaths

40 years later: Cough.....wheeze

Yeth and they're now on my belly!
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The inimitable Terry Thomas! :lol:

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I said to the wife "I've been so busy, I don't know if I'm coming or going"

She said "By the look on your face, you're going... because when you're coming you look like a stroke victim trying to whistle"
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There are very few jokes about sugar.

Brown sugar?

Well, Demerara
Even bland can be a type of character :wave:
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Horse wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2024 1:35 pm There are very few jokes about sugar.

Brown sugar?

Well, Demerara
Took me a minute.
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In french, transgender is masculine
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Customer walks into a sex shop. Says to the manager: "I want a dildo".

Manager says: "Of course, choose one from the wall display."

Customer says "I'll have the red one, please."

Manager asks "Errrr ... Do you need to put out a fire too?"
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"Oh I'll have the tartan one then"

"That's my Thermos!"
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weeksy wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2024 11:21 am Image
Yeahbutt,he also let on Mrs Noah,Shem,Ham and Japheth,plus Mrs Shem,Mrs Ham and Mrs.Japheth. :P
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Skub wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2024 1:27 pm
weeksy wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2024 11:21 am Image
Yeahbutt,he also let on Mrs Noah,Shem,Ham and Japheth,plus Mrs Shem,Mrs Ham and Mrs.Japheth. :P
Only 'cos the giraffes, orangutans and lions were rubbish at being crew. :D
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