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Halloween joke!

Why don't WItches use dating apps?



Because their ancestors had bad experiences with matches on Tinder!
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Not saying my wife is ugly but she went next door to tell the neighbours to turn their music off.....
And come back with two packets of haribo.
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Just been to a meeting and a guy introduced himself to me as Jathan. FFS not Jason or Nathan, no his parents bastardised it to Jathan! So I said, Jathan! Interesting name you have there!
He said Are you being therious!
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Taipan wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2024 12:46 pm Just been to a meeting and a guy introduced himself to me as Jathan. FFS not Jason or Nathan, no his parents bastardised it to Jathan! So I said, Jathan! Interesting name you have there!
He said Are you being therious!
Doctor. Big breaths.

Girl . Yeth and I'm only thixteen.
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Yorick wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2024 12:52 pm Doctor. Big breaths.

Girl . Yeth and I'm only thixteen.


Glorious joke that will and has stood the test of time, I will still smirk when I read it again. :thumbup:
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Newey wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2024 5:25 pm
Yorick wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2024 12:52 pm Doctor. Big breaths.

Girl . Yeth and I'm only thixteen.

Glorious joke that will and has stood the test of time, I will still smirk when I read it again. :thumbup:
Must be at least 40 years old.
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Doctor: big breaths

40 years later: Cough.....wheeze

Yeth and they're now on my belly!
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The inimitable Terry Thomas! :lol:

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I said to the wife "I've been so busy, I don't know if I'm coming or going"

She said "By the look on your face, you're going... because when you're coming you look like a stroke victim trying to whistle"