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There are very few jokes about sugar.

Brown sugar?

Well, Demerara
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Horse wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2024 1:35 pm There are very few jokes about sugar.

Brown sugar?

Well, Demerara
Took me a minute.
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In french, transgender is masculine
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Customer walks into a sex shop. Says to the manager: "I want a dildo".

Manager says: "Of course, choose one from the wall display."

Customer says "I'll have the red one, please."

Manager asks "Errrr ... Do you need to put out a fire too?"
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"Oh I'll have the tartan one then"

"That's my Thermos!"
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