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I think I have an otter visiting my garden

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Re: I think I have an otter visiting my garden

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:14 pm
by Yorick
(W) otter load of shite!

Re: I think I have an otter visiting my garden

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:27 pm
by Wreckless Rat
Horse wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:00 pm
Yambo wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2020 5:24 pm
Horse wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2020 4:03 pm
Lots of fluids, stay close to the toilet ...

There really is an enormous amount of firsthand knowledge on this forum.

Thanks Horse for keeping us right. :D
No, I checked on NHS online:

Daft enough to eat otter poo?
Eating it would be mental..... ya need to brew a tea with it.... :wtf:

Re: I think I have an otter visiting my garden

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:34 pm
by Horse
Wreckless Rat wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:27 pm Eating it would be mental..... ya need to brew a tea with it.... :wtf:
Good point. I've rechecked and edited the post :thumbup:

Re: I think I have an otter visiting my garden

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:38 pm
by Wreckless Rat
What I would like to know, is who goes around sniffing wild animal shit, so they can build a list of what wild animal shit smells like.

:think:

Re: I think I have an otter visiting my garden

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:49 pm
by Horse
Wreckless Rat wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:38 pm What I would like to know, is who goes around sniffing wild animal shit, so they can build a list of what wild animal shit smells like.

:think:
The same type of person who worked out which mushrooms and fruit is safe to eat?

I wonder about dogs; they're supposed to have this wonderful sense of smell- but still sniff shit from much closer than I ever want to be.

Re: I think I have an otter visiting my garden

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:51 pm
by Wreckless Rat
Horse wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:49 pm
Wreckless Rat wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:38 pm What I would like to know, is who goes around sniffing wild animal shit, so they can build a list of what wild animal shit smells like.

:think:
The same type of person who worked out which mushrooms and fruit is safe to eat?

I wonder about dogs; they're supposed to have this wonderful sense of smell- but still sniff shit from much closer than I ever want to be.
They must also think humans are very odd creatures. Dog takes a dump... human rushes in and collects the dog egg in a nice plastic bag. The dog must think "wtf do they do with that"

Re: I think I have an otter visiting my garden

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:59 pm
by Horse
Wreckless Rat wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:51 pm They must also think humans are very odd creatures. Dog takes a dump... human rushes in and collects the dog egg in a nice plastic bag. The dog must think "wtf do they do with that"
Two creatures walking along. One craps, the other carries it. Who's in charge?

Re: I think I have an otter visiting my garden

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 7:05 pm
by cheb
Horse wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:49 pm
Wreckless Rat wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:38 pm What I would like to know, is who goes around sniffing wild animal shit, so they can build a list of what wild animal shit smells like.

:think:
The same type of person who worked out which mushrooms and fruit is safe to eat?

I wonder about dogs; they're supposed to have this wonderful sense of smell- but still sniff shit from much closer than I ever want to be.

Some mushrooms are so nutritious that just one will feed you for the rest of your life.

Re: I think I have an otter visiting my garden

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 7:24 pm
by Horse
cheb wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2020 7:05 pm Some mushrooms are so nutritious that just one will feed you for the rest of your life.
Even when you've fully raided the free all you can eat buffet.

Re: I think I have an otter visiting my garden

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 10:43 pm
by demographic
cheb wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2020 7:05 pm Some mushrooms are so nutritious that just one will feed you for the rest of your life.

All mushrooms are edible, some of them only once.

Re: I think I have an otter visiting my garden

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2020 9:47 pm
by David
Wreckless Rat wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:51 pm
Horse wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:49 pm
Wreckless Rat wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:38 pm What I would like to know, is who goes around sniffing wild animal shit, so they can build a list of what wild animal shit smells like.

:think:
The same type of person who worked out which mushrooms and fruit is safe to eat?

I wonder about dogs; they're supposed to have this wonderful sense of smell- but still sniff shit from much closer than I ever want to be.
They must also think humans are very odd creatures. Dog takes a dump... human rushes in and collects the dog egg in a nice plastic bag. The dog must think "wtf do they do with that"
Hang it in the first available bush....
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