I think I have an otter visiting my garden
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Re: I think I have an otter visiting my garden
Eating it would be mental..... ya need to brew a tea with it....
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Re: I think I have an otter visiting my garden
Good point. I've rechecked and edited the postWreckless Rat wrote: ↑Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:27 pm Eating it would be mental..... ya need to brew a tea with it....
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Re: I think I have an otter visiting my garden
What I would like to know, is who goes around sniffing wild animal shit, so they can build a list of what wild animal shit smells like.
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Re: I think I have an otter visiting my garden
The same type of person who worked out which mushrooms and fruit is safe to eat?Wreckless Rat wrote: ↑Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:38 pm What I would like to know, is who goes around sniffing wild animal shit, so they can build a list of what wild animal shit smells like.
I wonder about dogs; they're supposed to have this wonderful sense of smell- but still sniff shit from much closer than I ever want to be.
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Re: I think I have an otter visiting my garden
They must also think humans are very odd creatures. Dog takes a dump... human rushes in and collects the dog egg in a nice plastic bag. The dog must think "wtf do they do with that"Horse wrote: ↑Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:49 pmThe same type of person who worked out which mushrooms and fruit is safe to eat?Wreckless Rat wrote: ↑Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:38 pm What I would like to know, is who goes around sniffing wild animal shit, so they can build a list of what wild animal shit smells like.
I wonder about dogs; they're supposed to have this wonderful sense of smell- but still sniff shit from much closer than I ever want to be.
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Re: I think I have an otter visiting my garden
Two creatures walking along. One craps, the other carries it. Who's in charge?Wreckless Rat wrote: ↑Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:51 pm They must also think humans are very odd creatures. Dog takes a dump... human rushes in and collects the dog egg in a nice plastic bag. The dog must think "wtf do they do with that"
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Re: I think I have an otter visiting my garden
Horse wrote: ↑Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:49 pmThe same type of person who worked out which mushrooms and fruit is safe to eat?Wreckless Rat wrote: ↑Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:38 pm What I would like to know, is who goes around sniffing wild animal shit, so they can build a list of what wild animal shit smells like.
I wonder about dogs; they're supposed to have this wonderful sense of smell- but still sniff shit from much closer than I ever want to be.
Some mushrooms are so nutritious that just one will feed you for the rest of your life.
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Re: I think I have an otter visiting my garden
Even when you've fully raided the free all you can eat buffet.
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Re: I think I have an otter visiting my garden
Hang it in the first available bush....Wreckless Rat wrote: ↑Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:51 pmThey must also think humans are very odd creatures. Dog takes a dump... human rushes in and collects the dog egg in a nice plastic bag. The dog must think "wtf do they do with that"Horse wrote: ↑Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:49 pmThe same type of person who worked out which mushrooms and fruit is safe to eat?Wreckless Rat wrote: ↑Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:38 pm What I would like to know, is who goes around sniffing wild animal shit, so they can build a list of what wild animal shit smells like.
I wonder about dogs; they're supposed to have this wonderful sense of smell- but still sniff shit from much closer than I ever want to be.