Jokes Thread

[Jody]

I may have told this one.......

I matched with this girl on Tinder, she tells me she's kinky and she wants me to go round to her house later

Oddly, she wants me to bring food! She kept saying it

" I wanna fish stew, I wanna fish stew "

at least....... I think that's what she was saying ?




If you don't get it, try saying it fast repeatedly......

[Yorick]

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[Docca]

[Felix]

I ordered one of them all day breakfasts. I finished it in half an hour

How do they sleep at nights.

[weeksy]

[Yambo]

Dacia have announced two new models to build on their popular Duster range.

The new models will be called Mop and Bucket.

[Taipan]

[Yambo]

I've been watching the women's golf on telly. It's good as it's very true to real life.

They're shit at driving but good with an iron.

[Taipan]

[Taipan]

ode on solitude poem meaning

[gremlin]

Just bumped into the bloke who sold me my antique globe.

It's a small world.

[Taipan]

[weeksy]

[Dodgy69]

test keyboard

[ChrisW]

[MrLongbeard]

[Horse]

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[Taipan]

A dying husband is lying in his hospital bed. He looks at his wife and says, "Our seventh child looks very different to the other six. Please be honest with me, does he have a different father to the others"?

She replies, "Yes he does".

The husband asks, "Who is he"?

The wife replies, "You"!

[Yorick]

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[Pirahna]