Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
Took me three reads before I actually got it.
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Re: Jokes Thread
A brief synopsis of who's supporting who on Sunday.
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Even bland can be a type of character 
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Re: Jokes Thread
Not helped here by a dog which seems to have a pathological hatred of some plants.
We had a vase of tulips, every one had a chomped petal. Poppies shredded.
He trotted indoors a few days ago with half a rose bush ...
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Re: Jokes Thread
Cant get it to embed but worth a quick watch of this Trump impersonator..
https://x.com/TheFreds/status/1813126248509383157
https://x.com/TheFreds/status/1813126248509383157
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Hmm, should I do Elton John jokes? Well, it's a little bit funny, he doesn't like lettuce, he's a rocket man...
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My Boss text me and said it's miserable in our office, send us one of your funny jokes. I said I'm really busy at the moment, i'll do it after lunch. He replied, Brilliant send us another... 
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