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My wife has just found out that l replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof.
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Don't you hate it when people answer their own questions?

I do.
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Opinions are like orgasm's.

Mine is most important and I don't care if you have one or not.
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Took me three reads before I actually got it.
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Monty Python ahead of their time... :lol:


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Sadlonelygit wrote: ↑Fri Jul 12, 2024 10:19 pm FB_IMG_1720819100086.jpg
Is that taken in Lanzarote?

We should see a good win on Sunday (Y)
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A brief synopsis of who's supporting who on Sunday.
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:? :D

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Ask your Alexia what Twelve Month is in Estonian
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I was mugged by 6 dwarves on my way home last night. Not happy :angry-cussingblack:
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Even bland can be a type of character :wave:
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Horse wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2024 11:00 am IMG-20240714-WA0021.jpg
The wee slimy bastids have even been at my pot plants....
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David wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2024 11:54 am
Horse wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2024 11:00 am IMG-20240714-WA0021.jpg
The wee slimy bastids have even been at my pot plants....
Not helped here by a dog which seems to have a pathological hatred of some plants.

We had a vase of tulips, every one had a chomped petal. Poppies shredded.

He trotted indoors a few days ago with half a rose bush ...
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Cant get it to embed but worth a quick watch of this Trump impersonator..

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Made me chuckle.
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