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My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.
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up periscope.
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KungFooBob wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 5:21 pm up periscope.
@The Spin Doctor For SOBS? :D

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https://scienceofbeingseen.org/
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My wife has just found out that l replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof.
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Don't you hate it when people answer their own questions?

I do.
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Opinions are like orgasm's.

Mine is most important and I don't care if you have one or not.
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Took me three reads before I actually got it.
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Monty Python ahead of their time... :lol:


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Is that taken in Lanzarote?

We should see a good win on Sunday (Y)
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A brief synopsis of who's supporting who on Sunday.
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:? :D

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Ask your Alexia what Twelve Month is in Estonian
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I was mugged by 6 dwarves on my way home last night. Not happy :angry-cussingblack:
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