Crimes against Gastronomy

[David]

Our local wood fired pizza place does nutella pizza! Apparently very popular with little kids. What kind of parent would feed that to their kids!

Eeeerm, me. More than once. With icing sugar. Mmmmm

Was that to make him go faster on his bmx thingy?

[mangocrazy]

So putting pineapple on pizza is pretty tame, then...?

[gremlin]

Our local wood fired pizza place does nutella pizza! Apparently very popular with little kids. What kind of parent would feed that to their kids!

It's a thing in Italy. I've seen it often and tried it once, although it's done more as a calzone affair and the dough seems to be sweetened as well, then the whole thing is sliced into quarters and dusted with sugar, just to ensure a cardiac arrest within 20 minutes.

Wouldn't rush back for seconds. Mind you, if you indulge on a regular basis, I doubt you're the sort of person who rushes anywhere.

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

Pizza Hut do Fajita Pizza, I ordered one just to see what it was like, rather nice was the answer.

[Mr. Dazzle]

It's a thing in Italy. I've seen it often and tried it once, although it's done more as a calzone affair and the dough seems to be sweetened as well, then the whole thing is sliced into quarters and dusted with sugar, just to ensure a cardiac arrest within 20 minutes.

Wouldn't rush back for seconds. Mind you, if you indulge on a regular basis, I doubt you're the sort of person who rushes anywhere.

It always suprises me that Nutella is Italian. You'd think such a sickly chocolate spready affair would be American.

The clue of course is in the name. Nutella. It's supposed to be mostly hazelnuts and chocolate innit*? Hotel Chocolat do a pretty good version which is what Nutella used to be like before it became 80% sugar and oil, it works much better in dishes like that.

*5 points to the first person to mention Gianduja

[Mr Moofo]

It's a thing in Italy. I've seen it often and tried it once, although it's done more as a calzone affair and the dough seems to be sweetened as well, then the whole thing is sliced into quarters and dusted with sugar, just to ensure a cardiac arrest within 20 minutes.

Wouldn't rush back for seconds. Mind you, if you indulge on a regular basis, I doubt you're the sort of person who rushes anywhere.

It always suprises me that Nutella is Italian. You'd think such a sickly chocolate spready affair would be American.

The clue of course is in the name. Nutella. It's supposed to be mostly hazelnuts and chocolate innit*? Hotel Chocolat do a pretty good version which is what Nutella used to be like before it became 80% sugar and oil, it works much better in dishes like that.

*5 points to the first person to mention Gianduja

Obviously gianduja is the posh version. As praline is meant to be made with almonds but generally isn’t.
Noo-tella is just industrial heart attack fodder. With extra palm fat

[Jody]

So putting pineapple on pizza is pretty tame, then...?

I've never understood why "the internet" decided this was such a crime?

But I've been known to put pineapple in chilli, so what do I know ?!

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

So putting pineapple on pizza is pretty tame, then...?

I've never understood why "the internet" decided this was such a crime?

But I've been known to put pineapple in chilli, so what do I know ?!

Pineapple fritters - the food of the Gods (if they went to a Chip Shop in the 1970s)

[Yorick]

So putting pineapple on pizza is pretty tame, then...?

I've never understood why "the internet" decided this was such a crime?

But I've been known to put pineapple in chilli, so what do I know ?!

Pineapple fritters - the food of the Gods (if they went to a Chip Shop in the 1970s)

We had them every Saturday dinner

[Noggin]

I've had curry pizza before
Apparently Im the only one that ever orders it.

LOL Loads of people up here have the curry pizzas!! Also the Tartiflette pizza - you've got bacon, cheese and pizza base, but hey, lets add potatoes as well - and probably an egg too!

Yup they put a barely cooked egg on half the pizzas here

And people have the cheek to call me weird cos I like pineapple on a pizza!! LOL

Last week I had deep fried cheese and blueberry jam as a starter. Wow !

But, thats definitely not a crime against gastronomy!!??!!

So putting pineapple on pizza is pretty tame, then...?

Almost De rigueur I reckon

So putting pineapple on pizza is pretty tame, then...?

I've never understood why "the internet" decided this was such a crime?

But I've been known to put pineapple in chilli, so what do I know ?!

It's the old sweet and sour thing. It's ok with Chinese but pizza and people spazz out!!


And, apparently telling people to chill about pineapple on pizza cos "we've all had cheese and pineapple on sticks" is showing ones age

[Yorick]

Hawaiian pizza anybody?

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[Mr. Dazzle]

I often get surprised comments for egg on pizza too....its a classic. Besides, most savoury dishes can be improved with a bit of oozey egg yolk.


Https://www.tasteatlas.com/bismarck-piz ... or%20word.

[Yorick]

I often get surprised comments for egg on pizza too....its a classic. Besides, most savoury dishes can be improved with a bit of oozey egg yolk.


Https://www.tasteatlas.com/bismarck-piz ... or%20word.

A curry house in Thame put a fried egg on my fave curry.
And it was BYO beer

[Noggin]

Hawaiian pizza anybody?

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Looks bloody gorgeous!!

[Noggin]

I often get surprised comments for egg on pizza too....its a classic. Besides, most savoury dishes can be improved with a bit of oozey egg yolk.


Https://www.tasteatlas.com/bismarck-piz ... or%20word.

I am not sure about it - but then I'm a bit picky about what egg gets mixed with. Don't like it near beans or tomato, so tend not to have either of those on a breakfast!!!

Equally, I don't think it's wrong or tell people its weird!! I might think it is a bit weird on some pizzas but each to them's own!! As long as they let me enjoy my pineapple on pizza in peace!!

[Yorick]

Hawaiian pizza anybody?

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Looks bloody gorgeous!!

Never had one ?

[Taipan]

Hawaiian pizza anybody?

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My wife's favourite, normally with extra pineapple on too!

Just had a look at the local Pizza place menu and they do kebab ones, 3 salami ones, Chinese ones, Chicken tikka ones etc...

[Noggin]

Hawaiian pizza anybody?

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Looks bloody gorgeous!!

Never had one ?

LOL It's the only one I order!! LOL

Well, one pizza place does a honey and ham pizza (with goats cheese) so I get them to add pineapple to it!!

[Yorick]

Hawaiian pizza anybody?

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My wife's favourite, normally with extra pineapple on too!

Just had a look at the local Pizza place menu and they do kebab ones, 3 salami ones, Chinese ones, Chicken tikka ones etc...

Awesome


Do you buy her the 9" and tell her it's a 15" ?

[ZRX61]

I thought about putting this in the utterly random picture thread, but decided that it really needed its own thread due to its utter awfulness.

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Thai Green Curry Pizza -


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Should you wish to partake of this very dubious culinary delight then you'll need to get to the Central Hotel on the Diamond in Donegal Town.

Why the fuck did they write English cream in French??