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Taipan wrote: Mon Jan 11, 2021 1:51 pm
Yorick wrote: Mon Jan 11, 2021 1:38 pm
Taipan wrote: Mon Jan 11, 2021 12:36 pm

TBH, if that ran okay, i'd have liked to have bought that. Nice easy project for me!
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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Yamaha-Fz750 ... %7Ciid%3A1

One of the worst FZ750s I've ever seen, I've suggested to the seller (on Facebook) that he's being very optimistic with the price, but he was having none of it and thought it was a bargain.
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Le_Fromage_Grande wrote: Mon Jan 18, 2021 4:18 pm https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Yamaha-Fz750 ... %7Ciid%3A1

One of the worst FZ750s I've ever seen, I've suggested to the seller (on Facebook) that he's being very optimistic with the price, but he was having none of it and thought it was a bargain.
:lol: You'd have to pay me to take that away.
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Supermofo wrote: Mon Jan 18, 2021 4:20 pm
Le_Fromage_Grande wrote: Mon Jan 18, 2021 4:18 pm https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Yamaha-Fz750 ... %7Ciid%3A1

One of the worst FZ750s I've ever seen, I've suggested to the seller (on Facebook) that he's being very optimistic with the price, but he was having none of it and thought it was a bargain.
:lol: You'd have to pay me to take that away.
He wasn't receptive to that suggestion, it truly is worthless, a good condition FZ is only worth £2K (though people are asking a lot more and not getting it)
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Anything from the 80s and 90s (and some noughties) stuff is now attracting the 'classic' tax
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Le_Fromage_Grande wrote: Mon Jan 18, 2021 4:18 pm https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Yamaha-Fz750 ... %7Ciid%3A1

One of the worst FZ750s I've ever seen, I've suggested to the seller (on Facebook) that he's being very optimistic with the price, but he was having none of it and thought it was a bargain.
I've seen less oxidisation on anchors.
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You have to admit....it's not as bad as ssome of the other stuff he has....but it is fugly.
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It looks like one good pothole at speed will tear the subframe off.....
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He reckons it’s a flat tracker!
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Should simply be flattened. Best way to cutomise that a tad more.
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Skub wrote: Sun Jan 31, 2021 12:51 pm
Tiepin. :thumbup:
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God that's horrid.
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Yorick wrote: Sun Jan 31, 2021 12:53 pm
Skub wrote: Sun Jan 31, 2021 12:51 pm
Tiepin. :thumbup:
It'll match Bigyin's kitchen :)
Doesn't matter how many of us thought that, it was always going to be you who mentioned it :D
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weeksy wrote: Wed Feb 10, 2021 7:37 pm https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-GSXR- ... SwKuFgIZiO

Winner????

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Potter wrote: Fri Feb 12, 2021 3:11 am Here's another one...

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-750-h ... 0009.m1982

Why do bike manufacturers spend millions on frame development when they could just bend some scaffolding poles and weld them together?

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