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Margaret Keenan who was the first person in the UK to receive the Pfizer vaccine has woken this morning feeling great. She said "I have no idea why I can't get my Shoei NXR on today but I am looking forward to a safe Christmas with my family".
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If anyone has suggestions to fix the condensation problem I have in my kitchen, please pop round and have a look, the kettles always on
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I didn't know whether to put this in Survival Skills or Jokes. I'm not a feminist and have, what is now, very old fashioned views of male and female roles. I celebrate our differences.
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Summary. Men and women's brains are different. When men talk about a subject, they talk about that subject only. Women's brains are a big ball of wire, powered by emotion and everything is connected to everything - there is no subject. I thought it relevant because I have a tendency to take things off topic. Soz It's told in a humorous way.
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I've married a man then, and I've a woman's brain.
There's a greater variation within male and female traits than there is variation between the groups.
There's a greater variation within male and female traits than there is variation between the groups.
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You show me your crochet and I'll show you my mitre saw
And if I refer to my oscillating tool it's not a euphemism - oi!
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Re: Jokes Thread
A man and a woman were traveling in a train.
Woman : Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Man : Are you single?
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Woman : No, I am a Dentist....
Woman : Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Man : Are you single?
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Woman : No, I am a Dentist....