Jokes Thread

[Taipan]

[Horse]

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[JackyJoll]

A what what?

[JackyJoll]

[KungFooBob]

[The Martian]

If anyone has suggestions to fix the condensation problem I have in my kitchen, please pop round and have a look, the kettles always on

[derek badger]

What's yellow and really needs a shit?

Must turd.

[Yorick]

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[Trinity765]

[JackyJoll]

Advances in obstetrics.

[Horse]

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[Trinity765]

I didn't know whether to put this in Survival Skills or Jokes. I'm not a feminist and have, what is now, very old fashioned views of male and female roles. I celebrate our differences.

[JackyJoll]

Too long didn’t watch.

[Trinity765]

Too long didn’t watch.

Summary. Men and women's brains are different. When men talk about a subject, they talk about that subject only. Women's brains are a big ball of wire, powered by emotion and everything is connected to everything - there is no subject. I thought it relevant because I have a tendency to take things off topic. Soz It's told in a humorous way.

[cheb]

I've married a man then, and I've a woman's brain.

There's a greater variation within male and female traits than there is variation between the groups.

[Trinity765]

I've married a man then, and I've a woman's brain.

There's a greater variation within male and female traits than there is variation between the groups.

You show me your crochet and I'll show you my mitre saw

And if I refer to my oscillating tool it's not a euphemism - oi!

[slowsider]

A man and a woman were traveling in a train.

Woman : Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.

Man : Are you single?
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Woman : No, I am a Dentist....

[Trinity765]

[Trinity765]

[Taipan]