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Even bland can be a type of character :wave:
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You never see them together......
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My wife just called through to me from the next room and asked, "Do you ever get pains in your chest as if someone was stabbing a voodoo doll of you?

I said, "No, why"?

She replied, "How about now"? :hmmm:
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I'm not sure whether this belongs here or in the today's news thread.

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Should come with NSFW tags :o
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Is there a difference? :wtf:
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To demonstrate that alcohol is not a problem for hunters, Gerard poses with his dog in front of the 17 rabbits he killed today
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We didn't have much growing up, l once had a birthday party at the local laundrette.
The highlight was playing pass the Persil.
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