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Should come with NSFW tags :o
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Is there a difference? :wtf:
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To demonstrate that alcohol is not a problem for hunters, Gerard poses with his dog in front of the 17 rabbits he killed today
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We didn't have much growing up, l once had a birthday party at the local laundrette.
The highlight was playing pass the Persil.
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:D
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Florida hurricanes.......proof that God hates republicans too!
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Sadlonelygit wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2024 7:13 pm Florida hurricanes.......proof that God hates republicans too!
Some say Trump is God! :shock:


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So 'God' has two misshapen fingers on his right hand and five on his left? Still - ask AI a silly question and you get a silly answer.
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Could have been worse...

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Yeah. Those are definitely worse...
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A belated happy birthday to Sir Cliff Richard who was 83 on Monday!


Keep rocking Sir Cliff! :thumbup:

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:lol:


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I thought I was a gay dyslexic. Turns out I'm just in Daniel..
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