Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa Claus?
Because they make the fucking presents..
Because they make the fucking presents..
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Re: Jokes Thread
I popped into the library to get a book on turtles.
The librarian asked "Hard back?"
I said "Yes, and they have little heads".
The librarian asked "Hard back?"
I said "Yes, and they have little heads".
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Re: Jokes Thread
Similarly, I went to the library to borrow a book on coping with a small penis. The librarian said "sorry I don't think it's in".
"Thats the one!" I replied.
"Thats the one!" I replied.
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Re: Jokes Thread
"I won't say he had a drug problem, but the bloke cut more lines than a disabled kid at Disneyland..."
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