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I’ll carve.

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Christmas is cancelled this year. Santa’s little helpers have all had to go into elf isolation.
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Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa Claus?

Because they make the fucking presents..
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:lol:



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I have decided to release a Christmas song this year called "Duvet Know Its Christmas".

Its a Cover version. :1
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Didge wrote: ↑Tue Nov 24, 2020 5:05 pm I have decided to release a Christmas song this year called "Duvet Know Its Christmas".

Its a Cover version. :1
Stop it.
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Yorick wrote: ↑Tue Nov 24, 2020 6:27 pm
Didge wrote: ↑Tue Nov 24, 2020 5:05 pm I have decided to release a Christmas song this year called "Duvet Know Its Christmas".

Its a Cover version. :1
Stop it.
I bet you're looking forward to my Christmas Album. :)
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I popped into the library to get a book on turtles.
The librarian asked "Hard back?"

I said "Yes, and they have little heads".
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Similarly, I went to the library to borrow a book on coping with a small penis. The librarian said "sorry I don't think it's in".

"Thats the one!" I replied.
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Didge wrote: ↑Tue Nov 24, 2020 5:05 pm I have decided to release a Christmas song this year called "Duvet Know Its Christmas".

Its a Cover version. :1
Will you be publishing the sheet music?
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This has got to be fake, right?

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"I won't say he had a drug problem, but the bloke cut more lines than a disabled kid at Disneyland..."
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