Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little

[Bustaspoke]

One thing that winds me up is when people push a motorcycle around when stood to the right of the bike & let it lean to the left so that the side stand holds the bike up.If for some reason the stand flicks up the bikes leaning away from them
When I manouvre the bike,I always stand on the same side as the sidestand so that the bike's leaning into me should the stand flick up.

[Skub]

I was in a shop today and they had a Halloween display....

[Yorick]

One thing that winds me up is when people push a motorcycle around when stood to the right of the bike & let it lean to the left so that the side stand holds the bike up.If for some reason the stand flicks up the bikes leaning away from them
When I manouvre the bike,I always stand on the same side as the sidestand so that the bike's leaning into me should the stand flick up.

Just seems so obvious to me.

[Yorick]

I was in a shop today and they had a Halloween display....

Just heard on the news that a pub somewhere has already put up a Christmas tree

[ChrisW]

I was in a shop today and they had a Halloween display....

Just heard on the news that a pub somewhere has already put up a Christmas tree

We were in a supermarket two weeks before the schools / colleges broke up and they had the back-to-school aisles set up....

[Bustaspoke]

One thing that winds me up is when people push a motorcycle around when stood to the right of the bike & let it lean to the left so that the side stand holds the bike up.If for some reason the stand flicks up the bikes leaning away from them
When I manouvre the bike,I always stand on the same side as the sidestand so that the bike's leaning into me should the stand flick up.

Just seems so obvious to me.

Same here,that's why it winds me up

[Skub]

I had to electronically sign a form today, Fuck me,could I remember where to find my saved signature?

[Yorick]

I had to electronically sign a form today, Fuck me,could I remember where to find my saved signature?

Did you look behind the sofa?

[Skub]

I had to electronically sign a form today, Fuck me,could I remember where to find my saved signature?

Did you look behind the sofa?

Everywhere. The neighbour's cat had been in earlier and for a time suspicion pointed in that direction.

[Yorick]

I had to electronically sign a form today, Fuck me,could I remember where to find my saved signature?

Did you look behind the sofa?

Everywhere. The neighbour's cat had been in earlier and for a time suspicion pointed in that direction.

[gremlin]

The night before last my Sky box told me that it wasn't receiving a satellite signal. Checked no plants had grown in the path of the signal since watching the gogglebox the night before...nada.

Did the 'unplug it for 10 seconds' routine. No joy.

Did the trouble shooting guide and selected 'Restart box'. 20 minutes later...nada.

Still wasn't working last night. Not the first time the service has been flaky.

However, yesterday evening I looked on my Virgin Media app and saw that I could add the basic telly package, which is more or less the same as Sky's*, for a fiver a month, plus a one-off £35 fee. A quick look in the bank shows I'm paying £51 a month for Sky's 'Pauper Package'. WTF? My bad for not keeping an eye on it.

Anyhow, VM box winging its way to me.

*PBS America! U&Yesterday! 5Star! GREAT Romance!, Al Jazeera! Sony SAB! Islam Channel Urdu! Wow...what a cornucopia of entertainment pleasure awaits.

[MrLongbeard]

Monday, window cleaner and does his monthly wipe down with his greasy rag
Wednesday, pigeon splat right in the middle of the window

[Taipan]

I was in a shop today and they had a Halloween display....

Just heard on the news that a pub somewhere has already put up a Christmas tree

My daughter will probably put her tree up in October!

[DefTrap]

Just heard on the news that a pub somewhere has already put up a Christmas tree

I saw some hallowen stuff for sale at the w/e which was enough to make me tut. Who plans for halloween like 9 weeks ahead?

[MrLongbeard]

That's it, summer is done, Oh I'm still in short n t-shirt and sat next to an open window, but i have had to go and hunt my slippers down and put them on

[Pirahna]

That's it, summer is done, Oh I'm still in short n t-shirt and sat next to an open window, but i have had to go and hunt my slippers down and put them on

It's nice here.

[MrLongbeard]

It's not too terrible, but the wind is fair whipping the clouds across the sky, it's warm enough when the sun finds a clear patch, but I fear it won't be long until the long argument over when the winter duvet gets to come out will start.

[Taipan]

Just heard on the news that a pub somewhere has already put up a Christmas tree

I saw some hallowen stuff for sale at the w/e which was enough to make me tut. Who plans for halloween like 9 weeks ahead?

Americans!

[DefTrap]

Americans!

Yebbut their halloween sems to involve some effort. British/European halloween is a witches hat and a plastic pumpkin.

[gremlin]

Americans!

Yebbut their halloween sems to involve some effort. British/European halloween is a witches hat and a plastic pumpkin.

Yebbut, flogging said shite items earlier ensures a more profitable income stream for the shop.