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My wife has just found out that l replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof.
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Don't you hate it when people answer their own questions?
I do.
I do.
All aboard the Peckham Pigeon! All aboard!
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Opinions are like orgasm's.
Mine is most important and I don't care if you have one or not.
Mine is most important and I don't care if you have one or not.
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Took me three reads before I actually got it.
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Not helped here by a dog which seems to have a pathological hatred of some plants.
We had a vase of tulips, every one had a chomped petal. Poppies shredded.
He trotted indoors a few days ago with half a rose bush ...
Even bland can be a type of character
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Cant get it to embed but worth a quick watch of this Trump impersonator..
https://x.com/TheFreds/status/1813126248509383157
https://x.com/TheFreds/status/1813126248509383157
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