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Devil: This is the lava in which you'll spend the rest of eternity.
Man: Actually as we're underground it's magma.
Devil: Ah, that's why you're here.
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Yes, I am 12
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MrLongbeard wrote: ↑Fri Jun 28, 2024 9:40 pm Screenshot 2024-06-28 213907.jpg

Yes, I am 12
I want one - just to carry for the name! Although, TBF, a flexible boner isn't much use :angelic-green: :angelic-green: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Noggin wrote: ↑Sat Jun 29, 2024 8:34 am Although, TBF, a flexible boner isn't much use
Sometimes you just have to work with what you've got. :D
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Went to see a psychic. I knocked on her door and she shouted, 'Who is it?'.

So I left.
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gremlin wrote: ↑Tue Jul 02, 2024 5:00 pm Went to see a physic. I knocked on her door and she shouted, 'Who is it?'.

So I left.
Typo, or did I miss a doctor joke?
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Mussels wrote: ↑Tue Jul 02, 2024 5:06 pm
gremlin wrote: ↑Tue Jul 02, 2024 5:00 pm Went to see a physic. I knocked on her door and she shouted, 'Who is it?'.

So I left.
Typo, or did I miss a doctor joke?
Spell check is the only thing standing between me and a career in stand up. :thumbdown:


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gremlin wrote: ↑Tue Jul 02, 2024 5:00 pm Went to see a psychic. I knocked on her door and she shouted, 'Who is it?'.

So I left.
Apparently Kelvin McKenzie once sacked the paper's astrologist with a letter that began "As you'll already know...."
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My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.
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up periscope.
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KungFooBob wrote: ↑Fri Jul 05, 2024 5:21 pm up periscope.
@The Spin Doctor For SOBS? :D

For anyone wondering WTF?
https://scienceofbeingseen.org/
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