Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little

[Taipan]

You've been out of Yorkshire too long. Buy some smaller glasses!

[Horse]

... we provide the beer.

Our lads prefer pint cans over little 'uns so a bit of a pain.

AAMOI, do they host and provide the same?

If not, give your inner Yorkshireman some CPR!

[Pirahna]

Our lads prefer pint cans over little 'uns so a bit of a pain.

Pints get warm too quickly, thats why the Spanish drink cañas, it's only the English that drink pints. The best way is to copy the Aussies, cold can in a beer cozy, it keeps a cold beer cold the longest.

[Yorick]

Our lads prefer pint cans over little 'uns so a bit of a pain.

Pints get warm too quickly, thats why the Spanish drink cañas, it's only the English that drink pints. The best way is to copy the Aussies, cold can in a beer cozy, it keeps a cold beer cold the longest.

I have loads of pint glasses in the bar fridge
The BBQs are in the cooler evenings.

I drink 400ml beers in daytime to keep cool.

[mangocrazy]

I drink 400ml beers in daytime to keep cool.

So Heineken do cans in 330ml, 400ml and 500ml?

[KungFooBob]

On my recent visit to Corfu, I noticed that in pretty much all the bars a 'large' beer was 400ml.

[MrLongbeard]

cold can in a beer cozy

Koozie.

[Mussels]

The only method I've ever seen Aussies use to stop beer warming up is to neck it as quickly as possible after it comes out of the cool box.

[Noggin]

VPN and 'Help' bots/people

FFS, have spent an hours so far being typed to like a total idiot but also someone that understands tech speak And still no connextion

The problem is now being escalated to the Technical Team FFS - one hour wasted

Mean time, I still can't watch the old series of Sewing Bee - which I am only wanting to do cos it's bastard pissing down outside, AGAIN




As an aside - I've never really had a "needs to be" kind of list for a partner, but I've now put computer techy and able to help with bike mechaniky stuff on that list!! (Only other thing is tall )

[Taipan]

Finding our my gas & leccy have gone up by £20 aa month. Bastard long winter!

[cheb]

My horrible cat fetched in a live baby rabbit and decided it was fun to teach me to catch it.

[Felix]

Finding our my gas & leccy have gone up by £20 aa month. Bastard long winter!

Email today from Scottish Gas....

Ofgem, the independent energy regulator, is lowering the energy price cap from 1st July 2024. This means you’ll be paying less per year, for your energy. Estimated £112.31 a year. Fecking minted

[Cousin Jack]

As an aside - I've never really had a "needs to be" kind of list for a partner, but I've now put computer techy and able to help with bike mechaniky stuff on that list!! (Only other thing is tall )

Bollox, I am distraught!

I am no longer 'puter techie, don't do bike mehanikie stuff, and am a short arse. Am I off the list?

[Felix]

As an aside - I've never really had a "needs to be" kind of list for a partner, but I've now put computer techy and able to help with bike mechaniky stuff on that list!! (Only other thing is tall )

Bollox, I am distraught!

I am no longer 'puter techie, don't do bike mehanikie stuff, and am a short arse. Am I off the list?

Probably to old

[Noggin]

As an aside - I've never really had a "needs to be" kind of list for a partner, but I've now put computer techy and able to help with bike mechaniky stuff on that list!! (Only other thing is tall )

Bollox, I am distraught!

I am no longer 'puter techie, don't do bike mehanikie stuff, and am a short arse. Am I off the list?

Ummm. I'd like ot say no, but come on , you're in Cornwall right? Bloody long way from my bit of the Alps!!

xx

As an aside - I've never really had a "needs to be" kind of list for a partner, but I've now put computer techy and able to help with bike mechaniky stuff on that list!! (Only other thing is tall )

Bollox, I am distraught!

I am no longer 'puter techie, don't do bike mehanikie stuff, and am a short arse. Am I off the list?

Probably to old

Never ask anyone on here their age - just in case it destroys a dream (or a fantasy!!)

[Cousin Jack]

As an aside - I've never really had a "needs to be" kind of list for a partner, but I've now put computer techy and able to help with bike mechaniky stuff on that list!! (Only other thing is tall )

Bollox, I am distraught!

I am no longer 'puter techie, don't do bike mehanikie stuff, and am a short arse. Am I off the list?

Probably to old

True, but unkind.

[Cousin Jack]

As an aside - I've never really had a "needs to be" kind of list for a partner, but I've now put computer techy and able to help with bike mechaniky stuff on that list!! (Only other thing is tall )

Bollox, I am distraught!

I am no longer 'puter techie, don't do bike mehanikie stuff, and am a short arse. Am I off the list?

Ummm. I'd like ot say no, but come on , you're in Cornwall right? Bloody long way from my bit of the Alps!!

xx

Bollox, I am distraught!

I am no longer 'puter techie, don't do bike mehanikie stuff, and am a short arse. Am I off the list?

Probably to old

Never ask anyone on here their age - just in case it destroys a dream (or a fantasy!!)

No fantasy here, I am old enough to be your Dad, and maybe your Grandad. But oldies can dream .....

[Felix]

Bollox, I am distraught!

I am no longer 'puter techie, don't do bike mehanikie stuff, and am a short arse. Am I off the list?

Probably to old

True, but unkind.

Sorry but bringing it to you gently meant large words i would need a dictionary for.

[Noggin]

Bollox, I am distraught!

I am no longer 'puter techie, don't do bike mehanikie stuff, and am a short arse. Am I off the list?

Ummm. I'd like ot say no, but come on , you're in Cornwall right? Bloody long way from my bit of the Alps!!

xx

Probably to old

Never ask anyone on here their age - just in case it destroys a dream (or a fantasy!!)

No fantasy here, I am old enough to be your Dad, and maybe your Grandad. But oldies can dream .....

I didn't need to know that - might have been my fantasy!

[McNab]

My horrible cat fetched in a live baby rabbit and decided it was fun to teach me to catch it.

At least you've got a new pet you can replace the cat with.