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BartonBKing wrote: Tue Jan 30, 2024 4:58 pm IMG_1634.jpeg
In case you wondered (I did):

Brazilian MMA fighter Janaina Soares is uninjured despite a grotesque hematoma suffered en route to a TKO loss in her mixed martial arts debut.

Soares, a 105-pounder with previous experience in muay thai, was bested by Vanessa Goncalves at Favela Kombat 30 earlier this month and an image showing a Soares with a massive swelling across her brow
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BartonBKing wrote: Thu Feb 01, 2024 7:20 pm IMG_1661.jpeg
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Not strictly a joke but made me giggle.

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You have to be in a specific age range to really get this one.
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KungFooBob wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2024 8:16 am You have to be in a specific age range to really get this one.
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Yorick wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2024 9:54 am
KungFooBob wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2024 8:16 am You have to be in a specific age range to really get this one.
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DT Decathlon required the user to have to virtually destroy their joystick in order to run and jump quickly.

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Broken Britain.
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KungFooBob wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2024 8:16 am You have to be in a specific age range to really get this one.
There was a bit of software at my old job which could either involve a lot of clicking, or a bit of programming and maths beforehand.

I always referred to the former of the two as "the Daley Thompson method".

Maybe 1 in 10 got it :(
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One for the true tight bastards :lol:


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