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Yorick wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2024 9:54 am
KungFooBob wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2024 8:16 am You have to be in a specific age range to really get this one.
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DT Decathlon required the user to have to virtually destroy their joystick in order to run and jump quickly.

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KungFooBob wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2024 8:16 am You have to be in a specific age range to really get this one.
There was a bit of software at my old job which could either involve a lot of clicking, or a bit of programming and maths beforehand.

I always referred to the former of the two as "the Daley Thompson method".

Maybe 1 in 10 got it :(
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One for the true tight bastards :lol:


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If only life could be this simple
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Our lass put that on FB earlier :obscene-birdiedoublered:
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Not so much a joke, more a statement of fact for most UK riders...

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