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Did you know that a male fallow deer has a different name for every year, and you can tell their ages by counting the 'points' on their antlers.Count Steer wrote: Thu Feb 01, 2024 12:54 pm Had a visitor.![]()
Spotted this chap have a bit of a groom and rub his itchy antlers on a few saplings.
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Yup, I guess it's an adult buck roe deer in pretty good condition although his winter coat is getting a bit tatty. Seemed pretty chilled, spotted one of next doors cats pretty instantly. Gave it a good stare then ignored it, the cat did an 'am I bothered' saunter through the garden. The amazing thing was when it started to mooch about, once it was in shade in the woodlandy bit of the garden it just kind of disappeared. It was only when it moved or showed the white rump that I spotted it again. Here's Blitzen sunbathing and chewing the cud.Horse wrote: Thu Feb 01, 2024 3:25 pm
Did you know that a male fallow deer has a different name for every year, and you can tell their ages by counting the 'points' on their antlers.
Fawn (no antlers), Pricket Sorel, Sore, Bare Buck, Buck, Great Buck.
But I don't know about Roe deer, which that probably is![]()

And here's another interesting trivia fact: 'Rudolf' was probably female
Well it looks like he's moved in.Horse wrote: Thu Feb 01, 2024 4:36 pm
And here's another interesting trivia fact: 'Rudolf' was probably femaleMale reindeer lose their antlers before Christmas, females keep them later.
Looks very like our system.Yorick wrote: Thu Feb 01, 2024 6:32 pm It's strange coz all vehicles go through the huge garage. Trucks, buses, cars and bikes.
Like a big conveyor belt
I imagine that most of them are swarming over the paperwork.cheb wrote: Fri Feb 02, 2024 6:09 am 15 minutes? How many people do they have swarming over the vehicle?
1 person at each stage.cheb wrote: Fri Feb 02, 2024 6:09 am 15 minutes? How many people do they have swarming over the vehicle?
So all paper work and no real vehicle inspection? You cant properly check a vehicle over in 15 minutes! Un defecto en tu idilio...