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I am not, repeat not, selling all my Fleetwood Mac record collection.
It's just Rumours.
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Oops :obscene-birdiedoublered:
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Yorick wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 9:52 pm Use Your Illusion 1
Use Your Illusion 2

Genesis Genesis.

Rumours

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road (if you ignore the 3 or 4 shite songs)

Live n Dangerous

Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
Sabotage.
Your musical taste is a joke?
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KungFooBob wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 9:55 pm

Your musical taste is a joke?
TBF Sabbath Bloody Sabbath is the only Sabbath album i liked and own. The rest is probably the joke.
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KungFooBob wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 9:55 pm
Yorick wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 9:52 pm Use Your Illusion 1
Use Your Illusion 2

Genesis Genesis.

Rumours

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road (if you ignore the 3 or 4 shite songs)

Live n Dangerous

Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
Sabotage.
Your musical taste is a joke?
Oops :obscene-birdiedoublered:
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Felix wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:15 pm 418130402_10159160209902100_6264554066848168691_n.jpg
I'm not a Sweaty so I've no idea what Still Game is.
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KungFooBob wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:17 pm
Felix wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:15 pm 418130402_10159160209902100_6264554066848168691_n.jpg
I'm not a Sweaty so I've no idea what Still Game is.
But there is no mention of still game and why would you mention Sweaty????? Eh, Eh, you little fibber :lol:
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I've just sold my collection of Dusty Springfield records. Now I just don't know what to do with my shelf.
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Felix wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:33 pm I've just sold my collection of Dusty Springfield records. Now I just don't know what to do with my shelf.
Shut it, you boaby!
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KungFooBob wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:37 pm
Felix wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:33 pm I've just sold my collection of Dusty Springfield records. Now I just don't know what to do with my shelf.
Shut it, you boaby!
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Not long before he died, my grandad rubbed lard all over his back. He went downhill quite quickly after that.
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It's a bit rubbish, but it made me smirk a bit.
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KungFooBob wrote: Sat Jan 13, 2024 8:34 pm It's a bit rubbish
Yeah, that's a scooter.
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If you think swimming with Dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with Sharks, cost me an arm and a leg.
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