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:lol:

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Might need more than a screwdriver through it to get it off.
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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

1st woman:
Hi, Wanda!

2nd woman:
Hi, Sylvia! How'd you die?

1st woman:
I froze to death.

2nd woman:
How horrible!

1st woman:
It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer-we'd both still be alive.
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Yup.
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I just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi. It's brilliant! It comes with Aldi Kings Horse and Aldi Kings Men!
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I am not, repeat not, selling all my Fleetwood Mac record collection.
It's just Rumours.
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Oops :obscene-birdiedoublered:
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Yorick wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 9:52 pm Use Your Illusion 1
Use Your Illusion 2

Genesis Genesis.

Rumours

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road (if you ignore the 3 or 4 shite songs)

Live n Dangerous

Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
Sabotage.
Your musical taste is a joke?
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KungFooBob wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 9:55 pm

Your musical taste is a joke?
TBF Sabbath Bloody Sabbath is the only Sabbath album i liked and own. The rest is probably the joke.
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KungFooBob wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 9:55 pm
Yorick wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 9:52 pm Use Your Illusion 1
Use Your Illusion 2

Genesis Genesis.

Rumours

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road (if you ignore the 3 or 4 shite songs)

Live n Dangerous

Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
Sabotage.
Your musical taste is a joke?
Oops :obscene-birdiedoublered:
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Felix wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:15 pm 418130402_10159160209902100_6264554066848168691_n.jpg
I'm not a Sweaty so I've no idea what Still Game is.
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KungFooBob wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:17 pm
Felix wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:15 pm 418130402_10159160209902100_6264554066848168691_n.jpg
I'm not a Sweaty so I've no idea what Still Game is.
But there is no mention of still game and why would you mention Sweaty????? Eh, Eh, you little fibber :lol: