I was eating some chips at the seaside today when a bird swooped down, beat the shit out of me and stole my chips.
It was Steven Seagull....
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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the toilet?
Because the P is silent!
Because the P is silent!
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Have you ever met someone wearing Stone Island that isn't a massive wanker?
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"Be kind to past versions of yourself that didn't know what you know now."
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I've never even heard of stone island, which makes me feel like I've passed some sort of test.KungFooBob wrote: Sat Nov 11, 2023 2:20 pm Have you ever met someone wearing Stone Island that isn't a massive wanker?
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Jumpers with a silly button on arm patch, generally worn by a specific type of haircut.Mr. Dazzle wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 1:55 pmI've never even heard of stone island, which makes me feel like I've passed some sort of test.KungFooBob wrote: Sat Nov 11, 2023 2:20 pm Have you ever met someone wearing Stone Island that isn't a massive wanker?
You must not know many small time drug dealers or football hooligans.
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What does a person with diarrhoea and an electric car owner have in common?
They both hope they make it home...
They both hope they make it home...
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TBF, not sure that qualifies as a joke - it' pretty much the truth!!
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I'm sure many have already seen this, but just in case........
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Life is for living. Buy the shoes. Eat the cake. Ride the bikes. Just, ride the bikes!!
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