Jokes Thread

[Demannu]

https://newsthump.com/2023/09/27/bookie ... DWIh0d9ykA

[Yorick]

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[Taipan]

[Taipan]

I lost my hair years ago, but I still carry a comb. I just can’t part with it…

[Demannu]

What's the difference between 3 cocks and a joke?





















Yo mama can't take a joke!

[Taipan]

[Taipan]

[Horse]

When graphics go bad

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[Taipan]

[Noggin]

[Ian]

That's for the women in reception at an old job who were going on about how good instant pancake mix was and all you had to do was add milk and an egg

So that's a packet of flour then

[Noggin]

That's for the women in reception at an old job who were going on about how good instant pancake mix was and all you had to do was add milk and an egg

So that's a packet of flour then

I've never used the packet for pancakes! Didn't realise you still had to add the same ingredients

[Taipan]

[Taipan]

[Taipan]

[KungFooBob]

I love a spicy sausage.

[Taipan]

upload

[Taipan]

I started a band called 999 megabytes. We haven't got a gig yet...

[Dodgy69]

[Dodgy69]