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Taipan wrote: Fri Sep 29, 2023 7:59 pm Image
That's for the women in reception at an old job who were going on about how good instant pancake mix was and all you had to do was add milk and an egg

So that's a packet of flour then 🤔
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Ian wrote: Mon Oct 02, 2023 7:45 pm
Taipan wrote: Fri Sep 29, 2023 7:59 pm Image
That's for the women in reception at an old job who were going on about how good instant pancake mix was and all you had to do was add milk and an egg

So that's a packet of flour then 🤔
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



I've never used the packet for pancakes! Didn't realise you still had to add the same ingredients :shock: :shock: :shock:
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