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Trinity765
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Post by Trinity765 Sat Aug 05, 2023 12:44 pm
Le_Fromage_Grande wrote: ↑ Fri Aug 04, 2023 1:34 pm
Jesus Christ Superstar
Came down from Heaven on a Yamaha
We sung
Barry Sheene, Superstar
Came down from Heaven on a Yamaha
Done a skid
Killed a kid
Something something* on a dustbin lid.
*I'll ask my brother as he'll remember
JackyJoll
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Post by JackyJoll Sat Aug 05, 2023 1:24 pm
Mary had a little lamb,
JackyJoll
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Post by JackyJoll Sat Aug 05, 2023 1:26 pm
We four Beatles of Liverpool are,
Yorick
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Post by Yorick Sat Aug 05, 2023 3:10 pm
KungFooBob wrote: ↑ Fri Aug 04, 2023 8:05 pm Yorick wrote: ↑ Fri Aug 04, 2023 8:01 pm
We 3 Kings of orient are.
1 in a taxi
1 in a car
1 on scooter, beeping his hooter
Wearing a sexy bra!
EFA
I remember now it was Smoking a big cigar
gremlin
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Post by gremlin Sat Aug 05, 2023 3:43 pm
JackyJoll wrote: ↑ Sat Aug 05, 2023 1:24 pm
Mary had a little lamb,
Its face was black as coal,
And if you think that that was bad,
You should have seen its hole.
Mary had a little lamb,
She shoved it up a pylon.
Two thousand volts went up its arse,
And turned its wool to nylon.
All aboard the Peckham Pigeon! All aboard!
Wossname
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Post by Wossname Sat Aug 05, 2023 3:58 pm
Yorick wrote: ↑ Fri Aug 04, 2023 5:42 pm
I remember these 2 from the 6th form block toilets.
Some come here to sit and think.
Some come here to shit and stick.
But I come here to scratch my balls.
And read the writing on the walls.
To Bog House when they die.
A memorial will be erected in the sky.
A 6' statue made of shit.
A fitting end to their wit.
Stick = stink, I suspect.
. And while I’m at it, the second verse doesn’t scan.
My inner poet at work.
Rockburner
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Post by Rockburner Sat Aug 05, 2023 4:19 pm
Trinity765 wrote: ↑ Sat Aug 05, 2023 12:44 pm Le_Fromage_Grande wrote: ↑ Fri Aug 04, 2023 1:34 pm
Jesus Christ Superstar
Came down from Heaven on a Yamaha
We sung
Barry Sheene, Superstar
Came down from Heaven on a Yamaha
Done a skid
Killed a kid
Something something* on a dustbin lid.
*I'll ask my brother as he'll remember
"...Ripped off his balls...".
non quod, sed quomodo
wheelnut
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Post by wheelnut Sat Aug 05, 2023 4:28 pm
Rockburner wrote: ↑ Sat Aug 05, 2023 4:19 pm Trinity765 wrote: ↑ Sat Aug 05, 2023 12:44 pm Le_Fromage_Grande wrote: ↑ Fri Aug 04, 2023 1:34 pm
Jesus Christ Superstar
Came down from Heaven on a Yamaha
We sung
Barry Sheene, Superstar
Came down from Heaven on a Yamaha
Done a skid
Killed a kid
Something something* on a dustbin lid.
*I'll ask my brother as he'll remember
"...Ripped off his balls...".
…. On the fuel tank lid
. And while I’m at it, the second verse doesn’t scan.
